I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.
Oscar Wilde (via larmoyante)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Lady Gaga - LoveGame vs. G.U.Y (by DJ Builibou)

danceinthedarkparadise:

queenofthecl0uds:

aphrodisyseashell:

i have found jesus

God is real

yaaas bitch.

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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