|—||Oscar Wilde (via larmoyante)|
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
i have found jesus
God is real
this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version
dropping hints to bae that ur ready